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Sold-Out & Low Stock

Sold-Out Items: Clearly marked for easy identification

Low Stock Items: Highlighted to grab your attention!

Custom Orders

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Payment

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Postage

Tracked 24: £10

Royal Mail Special Delivery: £15

Cannabis Menu

Premium Flower

G13 Haze | Guava Dawg | Papaya Dawg

3.5g: £35 | 7g: £60 | 14g: £100 | 28g: £200 | 56g: £380

Super Boof | MAC 1 | Jealousy

3.5g: £30 | 7g: £55 | 14g: £90 | 28g: £175 | 56g: £340

Rubix | Sour Cheese (Cheese x Sour Diesel) | Gorilla Zkittlez | Spritzer | Sherb Cream Pie | Headband Animal Cookies | Sherbscotti | Biscotti | Rainbow Sherb | London Pound Cake | Sour Marmalade | Zowahh | Oreoz | GMO | Kush Mintz | Platinum Cookies | Wedding Cake

7g: £50 | 14g: £85 | 28g: £160 | 56g: £310 | 125g: £650 | 250g: £1230 | 500g: £2300

Red Rose | Demon King

7g: £47.50 | 14g: £80 | 28g: £150 | 56g: £290 | 125g: £630

Original Z | Grapefruit OG | Blue ZaZa | Zushi x Zkittlez

3.5g: £40 | 7g: £70 | 14g: £125

Premium Cali

Venom Runtz

3.5g: £45 | 7g: £75 | 14g: £130 | 28g: £240

Budget Options

Mixed Bud 3.5g

3.5g: £20

Mixed Bottom Bag (Dust/Popcorn Nugs, No Trim)

1g: £5 | 14g: £65 | 28g: £110

Good Quality Budget Shake

14g: £45 | 28g: £80 | 56g: £150 | 125g: £300 | 250g: £570

Ask for larger quantities!

Hash, Concentrates, Edibles, Vapes & Pre-Rolls

Pre-Rolls

UK Pre-Roll (1g approx)

£9

Zoap | Gelato | Cherry Pie | Cereal Milk | RS11 Pre-Rolls

1x: £15 | 5x: £65

Concentrates

Grape God | Banofee Pie | Jet Fuel Runtz (Baller Jars 28g)

1x: £450

Ice Cream Cake Hash Rosin

1g: £85 | 2g: £160

GMO | Grape God | Zowah | Rotten Peaches | Limonchello | Yellow Zushi | Zowahh | Lemon Cherry Gelato | Jet Fuel Runtz

Live Resin 2g jars: £85

Z33 | RS11 | Cola Cubes | Choc Mint | Coffin Candy | Biscozzi | G25 x GSC x SFOG | Divine Jelly | Wedding Cake

Live resin 1g Jars: £70

Banofee Pie Live Resin

1g: £40 | 2g: £70

Candy x Cherry Poppers Live Resin

1g: £40 | 2g: £70

Vice City OG Live Resin Sugar

1g: £35 | 2g: £60

Rainbow Beltz BHO

1g: £40 | 2g: £70

Galactic Lemon | Socks Off Live Resin (2g packs)

1x 2g: £75

Medical Grade RSO Oil

1ml: £40

D9 Distillate

1ml: £30 | 10ml: £220

D9 Distillate & Terpenes (for vapes)

1ml: £40 | Larger amounts available!

Vapes

Live & Cured Resin, Diamond Sauce 0.5ml Vape Carts

1x: £50 | 2x: £95

95% D9 Vape Cartridge 510 CCell

0.5ml: 1x £35 | 2x £65
1ml: 1x £60 | 2x £100

Active Root Sprout Battery (510)

£27.50 (£25 when purchased with a cartridge)

Runtz x Litty (1000mg) 20% off whilst stock lasts!

1x: £60 | 2x: £110 | 5x: £225 | 10x: £400

Candy Bar Live Resin Disposable Vape 1ml

1x: £80 | 2x: £150

600mg 10ml Vape Juice (works with any device)

Blue Raspberry | Banana Cream | Cherry Berry | Skittles | Tropical Punch

1x: £30 | 2x: £55 | 5x: £110 | 10x: £200

Edibles

Nerd Bites (300mg)

1x: £15 | 5x: £70

Pokemonged Gummies 17% OFF over 20 packs while stock lasts!

1x: £15 | 2x: £25 | 3x: £35 | 5x: £50 | 10x: £90 | 20x: £150 | 50x: £300 | 100x: £500

THC Hard Candies (200mg)

1 pack: £10 | 2 packs: £18 | 5 packs: £40

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Psychedelic / Party Menu

DMT Vape Cartridges

£60 each

Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy (APE) Dried Shrooms.

Melmac Dried Shrooms.

3.5g: £40 | 7g: £75 | 14g: £125 | 28g: £235

300mg Mushroom Microdose Course

20x capsules: £70

ShroomBoom 4 Gram Chocolate Bar

1x Bar: £60 | 5x Bar: £275 | 10x Bar: £500

Liquid Psilocybin 4.5g Shots

Each shot contains the equivalent to 4.5g of dried mushrooms in liquid Psilocybin

1: £35 | 2: £65 | 3: £90

Mescaline

Mescaline 45mg Pills

1x: £20

Cocaine

Cocaine Nasal Spray (1.75g)

1x: £150

Flake

0.6g: £50 | 3.5g: £240 | 7g: £450 | 14g: £850 | 28g: £1500

Bicarb wash Crack

0.5g: £65 | 1g: £120

Heroin

Afghan Dream Cream Heroin

0.5g: £65 | 1g: £120

2C-B

Hello Titty (25mg)

Nasa Rockets (24mg)

£10 each

Speed

Top Tier Speed

1g: £15

Ketamine

Ketamine Shard

1g: £25 | 2g: £40 | 3.5g: £60 | 7g: £110 | 14g: £200 | 28g: £375

Ketamine Nasal Spray (2g)

1x: £50

MDMA

Cola MDMA

1g: £30 | 3.5g: £100

LSD

Eye Print Tabs | Pharaoh Print Tabs (250µg) | Hoffmans (300µg)

£10 each | 10x: £80

4MMC Mephedrone

Sold-Out

1g: £25 | 3.5g: £80

XTC (Ecstasy)

Punishers (300mg) | Gold CD Christian Dior (300mg)

1x: £10 | 10x: £80

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Pharma Menu

Opioids

Tramadol 100mg

10x strip: £25

Tapentadol

100mg: £30 (10x strip) | 200mg: £40 (10x strip)

Codeine Phosphate 30mg

14x: £30 | 28x box: £55

Benzodiazepines

Midazolam 7.5mg

10x: £30 | 20x: £55

Nitrazepam 10mg

10x: £25 | 20x: £45

Clonazepam 2mg (brands vary)

10x: £20 | 20x: £35 | 30x: £50

Alpz 1mg Xanax

15x: £30 | 30x: £50

Alpra xr 2mg Xanax

10x: £30 | 20x: £50 | 30x: £70

Ksalol Xanax 1mg

15x: £30 | 30x: £50 | 60x: £90

Xanax Bars 2mg

10x: £30 | 20x: £55

Blue 4mg Xanax Bars B707

10x: £40 | 20x: £70

Green Hulks Xanax Bars

10x: £40

Kern Diazepam 10mg

1x Box: £60

Bensedin Diazepam 10mg

15x: £30 | 30x: £50 | 60x: £90

Martin Dow Diazepam 10mg

10x: £20 | 20x: £35 | 30x: £50

Loose MSJ Diazepam 10mg

1x: £1

Lorazepam

1mg: £2/tab
2.5mg: £20 (10x) | £35 (20x) | £50 (30x)

Anticonvulsants

Pregabalin 300mg

15x strip: £30

Skeletal Muscle Relaxants

SOMA Carisoprodol (Pain-O-Sama)

350mg: £30 (10x) | 500mg: £40 (10x)

Stimulants

Ritalin 10mg

1x: £6.80 each

Ritalin Medikinet XL 60mg

1x: £13.50

Amfexa 5mg

1x: £15 | 2x: £28 | 5x: £65 | 10x: £105

Modafinil 200mg

1x: £27 (10x)

Sleep Aids

Zopiclone 7.5mg

10x strip: £25

Zopiclone 10mg

10x strip: £30

Zolpidem 10mg

10x strip: £30

Erectile Dysfunction

Viagra

100mg: £25 (10x) | 150mg: £28 (10x) | 200mg: £31 (10x)

Cialis

40mg: £27 (10x)
80mg: £32 (10x)

Kamagra

100 mg: £26 (7x)

Codeine/Promethazine Syrups

Codeine + Promethazine Syrup (100ml each)

Set: £100

LEAN (Codeine + Promethazine)

100ml: £50

Wockhardt LEAN

1 pint (473ml): £225 | 2 pints: £420 | 3 pints: £600

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